I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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