I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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