no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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