and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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