Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?