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we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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