How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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