I just made out with a guy for $7.
It's just like the Real World with babies
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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