The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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