their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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