Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
home. puking in laundry basket.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
