You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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