And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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