Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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