New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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