i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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