your parents love me but you hate me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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