would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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