i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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