Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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