omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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