I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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