Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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