I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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