I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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