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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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