all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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