I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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