I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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