uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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