I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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