his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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