We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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