he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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