Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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