He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is Oprah even human
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize