Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the day after is always just damage control
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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