Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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