Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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