i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I would ride that face into the sunset
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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