I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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