I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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