Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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