So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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