David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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