I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year