That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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