hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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