google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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