They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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