Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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