Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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