He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She's the barista slut.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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