So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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