Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
only if we run a train.
done.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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